Eddy Curry Is So Fat…

You hang out and wait for a story like this to drop into your lap and of course it comes from the New York Knicks. According to the New York Daily News, Eddy Curry is a man of considerable size and now exercise equipment trembles in his wake as  on Monday “He sat on the giant blue physio-ball during a break from Monday’s practice and the ball exploded.”

Curry was better than the ball that exploded but, how overweight do you have to be to bust one of those things? I thought only with a full speed running dive you could break one of these things.

To add injury to pork chops, Eddy Curry was also told he will not be starting on opening night as he continues to battle Prince Markie Dee syndrome.


  1. I think I just sh*t myself with laughter! The “Prince Markie Dee Syndrome” line is classic!

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