Hooped Up

Last seen in America not playing for the Philadelphia 76ers and growing a dynamic birds nest on his head. Andrew Bynum is making the most of his offseason to rehab, collect his thoughts as free agency looms this summer and to SALSA DANCE!

Recently Bynum was spotted at a dance club in Madrid, Spain cutting a rug wearing a terrible looking Ferrari jacket looking like he had two great knees. Brilliant! Apart from his penchant for park in handicap spaces, I hope he never changes.

Since you and your hair stylist cares oh so much. You’ll be glad to know Andrew Bynum finally did something with his crazy hair. The answer, french braids. Boom!

#Bynum on his hair: “French braids, man. I got tired of the ‘fro.”

— Dan Gelston (@APgelston) December 21, 2012

While his hair looks way better, it seems way less fun. Let’s keep our fingers crossed for him to show up to his next game with drop curls.

Andrew Bynum hits local Strip Club Penthouse Club Philadelphia with no comb or shoes. Now you know.

H/N @DamePeriod

Looks like the Sixers will have to do without Andrew “Bowling” Bynum until next year at best.

“Surgeon say, there is a small chance the condition may heal on its own within four to six months, but that will likely keep Bynum out of action until late March or April, at the earliest. If it doesn’t heal, the 25-year-old Bynum will require surgery that could sideline him for up to a year, and he should learn if he needs surgery by as early as December, the surgeon said, based on when Bynum was first diagnosed with a bone bruise in his right knee.”

All of a sudden that crazy afro isn’t the main story.

H/N Sporting News

During his first press conference as a member of the storied Philadelphia 76ers when ex-Lakers center Andrew Bynum said:

“To be honest, my first experience here’s been so great, I’m really looking forward to making this my home.”

The reaction by the crowd was pure joy and it makes me really want to believe this marriage in Philly can workout. As a fan of the game, I hope I’m right.

If Andrew Bynum attempted these two shots with wool mittens on, the results might have been even worse — but probably not.

When you force Andrew Bynum out of the pocket, only bad things can happen. Even JaMarcus Russell had a chuckle at this terrible pass, probably.

Big Pau Gasol finds bigger Andrew Bynum for the alley-oop slam.