Being Canadian and not caring about hockey is kinda weird, welcome to my world void of blue lines. Don’t get me wrong, by default I still know a few things about hockey the average fan doesn’t due to my citizenship. Like for instance, did you know that the Boston Bruins employ a goaltender named Tim Thomas that doesn’t wear two headbands, didn’t go to Villanova and actually cares about rebounds? Well they do, so take that Don Cherry.
Non-Canuck Shaquille O’Neal also knows a thing or two about the game that the average fan doesn’t know, like for instance. He knows where the Bruins keep their collection of vintage goaltenders masks.