One of my favorite movies of all-time, is “The Jerk” starring the zany Steve Martin at the height of his zanyness. Who couldn’t love a movie about an adopted man who strikes out on his own, creates the Opti-Grab, makes it rich, goes broke and has a dog named sh!thead.
Unless we’re talking Godfather II or the Empire Strikes Back (yes I’m fully aware that it’s actually the fifth movie in the series), sequels suck. But if Dirk Nowitzki was cast in the central role of Navin R. Johnson in “The Jerk part two”, that’s all I’d need to be entertained — that and a paddle game, and a lamp, and a remote control — not one other thing — and a chair — that’s all I need.