If you play for the rival Nets, go through a messy very public divorce with Kim Kardashian, have beef with Yeezy who is Kim’s current boyfriend, and attempt to go out to a club with DJ’s who are Knick fans. It’s gonna be a very long night / Cruel Winter. Kris Humphries found this out the hard way according to the NY Daily News.
“Our source, who watched Humphries foul out until 4 a.m., says deejays Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones played a list of West’s tunes, and by the time they got to “Mercy” and “Clique,” Humph was on fire. He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.”
One word. Mercy.
As you may have already heard from one of those magazines beside the checkout aisle. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are now a thing on the dating scene, but apparently when ex-husband Kris Humphries found out about Kim going public with Kanye. He told his friends he wanted to tell Kanye, “good luck dude, you are going to need it.” Yup, it looks like we got beef you’ll barely care about in 73 days from now. Stay tuned — or don’t.
Finally! The Kim Kardashian divorce to Kris Humphries gets the coverage it deserves so we can take the break up more seriously. Thanks Taiwan!
If you blinked, you probably already missed the happy period of the 72 day marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries that ended in divorce Monday morning. Please — compose yourself and try to hold back the tears. Kim K released the following statement to explain things.
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage., I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
I really thought this marriage was going to have that type of enduring love, only written about in classic novels. However “irreconcilable differences” reared its ugly head once again. Oh well, perhaps Kim will find happiness dating a player from another league.
After getting married to Kris Humpries a few weeks back, Kim Kardashian elected to not change her last name because its her brand. Instead, she got a bikini with the name “Mrs. Humphries” across the back. What a spectacular compromise.