Portraying Hedo Turkoglu As A Slob

Since signing a big deal with Toronto. At times, all Hedo Turkoglu looks like he’s done since reaching Canada, is drink up all the Sprite and eat off all the pizza in T-dot. Fans would call that under achieving, Pizza Pizza calls it a marketing opportunity.

Don’t get me wrong. The image of Turkoglu sitting in the dark on his couch, refusing to shower after games or to clean his place while scarfing down sub-par pizza would be totally acceptable — if he wasn’t getting a gazillion dollars from the Raptors to look like he actually cares about his health. If you want to call this an epic marketing FAIL, I will not disagree with you.

Cindy Lauper was so right, money does change everything.