Working out with Ron Artest is way better than working out with Richard Simmons because who really wants to “Sweat to the Oldies” anyway?
Ron Artest works out in the sun at Venice Beach with “four bad honeys” to his own soundtrack. In contrast, Richard Simmons works out in a stuffy studio with lighting that makes his workout gear seem even creepier, with Jerry Lee Lewis tracks blaring in the background.
Game, Set, Match – Ron Artest.
Plus, Richard Simmons could never pen lyrics like “Kobe head fake, but the kid ain’t jumpin'”.
Adriannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!
