After being traded to the Toronto Raptors (located in Canada) from the Miami Heat. Shawn Marion according to the Toronto Sun has been struggling with the Canadian winter.Â
I say, go to Zellers or something and buy a F-ing winter jacket dude!
“I’ve been catching cabs everywhere,” Marion said. “Fortunately, I’ve been staying close to the arena so it has been easy, It’s just too cold. I’m not used to this.”
Winter jackets are an old invention, and you can even buy a winter vest if your arms are on fire and your torso is freezing Shawn. They sell them at a variety of stores and if you’re not sure of what they look like, you can always ask a nice Canadian to show you where they are and they’ll even show you how to put one on.
I’ve picked one out for you in Raptors colors above, to start you off on your mystical winter coat journey.
God Speed!
Haha….that’s hilarious “Fortunately, I’ve been staying close to the arena so it has been easy” Are you serious?
I remember when Matt Bonner was here. He’d take the subway and walk to the grocery store for shopping. This guy had no complaints. Wish he was still here!
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