LA Clippers superstar Blake Griffin played a game of mini basketball with Josh Ostrovsky aka The Fat Jew who recounts the story like only he can:
“Blake Griffin and I played a game of mini basketball, and he told me he that he was going to take it seriously and play at full game speed. I told him bring it dude. The next thing you know he was doing a monster jam on me and his package was literally in my face. BLAKE GRIFFIN TAKES ALL BASKETBALL GAMES SERIOUSLY, LARGE OR SMALL HE DOES NOT FUCK AROUND. Also, for anyone wondering, yes I could feel the outline of his dick, dude has a Pringles can made of flesh in his shorts.”
At least he got a cool Polaroid as a souvenir.