There is more Christmas cheer going around than wins for the Timberwolves, but that won’t stop them from playing Secret Santa. I game I hate, but get forced into playing every single bloody year. I don’t know if it’s all the losing or all the money they make, but the gifts these guys want to get their teammates and coaches are weird.
Anthony Tolliver wants to get his coach Kurt Rambis pinky surgery, Wesley Johnson wants to get Michael Beasley Skittles, Martell Webster would opt to get Bill Laimbeer a personal trainer — cause he’s fat, and every other player wants to provide their teammate with a Shake Weight. Oh, to be young and rich, at least I’m handsome.