Roddick Loves The Heat, Deal With It

Lacoste shirt wearer and professional tennis player Andy Roddick is tired of you thinking that he just jumped on the Heat bandwagon this summer, when Pat Riley delivered LeBron James and Chris Bosh to his pal Dwyane Wade and the rest of the well tanned faithful Miami Heat fanbase.

“I’m just sick of defending my fanhood. I was going to the games in ’01 when they were paying people to come, I was just hoping and praying they’d re-sign Dwyane. And then when Bosh came I was ecstatic. Then when LeBron came it was bordering on ridiculous,” Roddick said. “Like everyone else, I’m excited to see how it all goes together.”

Easy there Andy, I believe you. I also take it that Roddick is tired of you having his wife Brooklyn Decker running through your mind on a daily basis, cause trust me — that’s happening out there too.

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