While you slept, the Chris Bosh PR machine was on its grind churning out Chris Bosh propaganda like a mutha. Sports Illustrated was the latest vehicle Bosh used to build his brand in the United States and SI followed the ex-Raptors franchise player for an entire day in Miami so you could learn that Chris Bosh can read, speaks terrible Spanish, enjoys a good Shirley Temple, hates globs of cheese (gross) and believes that the Miami Heat will win it all.
Also you will learn if you jump off a bridge, Chris Bosh will not follow you — he just wasn’t raised that way. However if he jumps off a bridge, he’ll fully expect you to splat on the ground after him. Anybody else thirsty for a Shirley Temple??? Me neither.
