If you want to give Flo Rida with season tickets to see the Miami Heat play, don’t. All he’ll do is laugh in your face and cruise off in his hover car that levitates on deuce-deuces because he and his flux capacitor has seen the future and the Miami Heat have already won according to his new song.
It’s a little known fact, but Flo Rida also correctly called the Marlins winning the World Series twice, five Hurricanes and every sigle horse race at Pompano Park since 2004. So it’s pretty much a shoe in for the Heat to win the Chip, unless somebody steals his DeLorean and changes the future.
These are facts people!
