The Bulls roster is rounding into form despite not landing “you know who” and Pax & Co. are slowly filling all the holes left in the fail attempted to sign that guy that now sports a Rick Ross like beard in MIA.
Dodgeballer and Ashton Kutcher stunt double Kyle Korver is the newest addition to the Chicago reload. And despite hating the Bulls growing up, he’ll take their reported three-year worth $15 million deal just the same.
During his first press conference as a member of the Bulls, Kutcher Korver said “He thought Jordan was “selfish,” and he “hated” the Bulls growing up in Los Angeles and then Iowa. That changed over time, and now, he thinks Chicago “is the best fit for me.”
At least he was raised to be honest Chicago and he’s right — about the best fit thing. The Bulls really lacked a steady outside presence last season and with an improving Joakim Noah and Carlos Boozer commanding attention down low, Korver should get open looks galore.
If he doesn’t, at least he won’t lie and say he’s happy about not getting shots.
