Noah Thinks Cleveland Sucks And KG Is Dirty

According to Joakim Noah, Drew Carey was dead wrong and in fact, Cleveland sucks and rocks by no means.

The Bulls are still in the same city as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame waiting for the Cavaliers to drop he hammer on them in Game 2 and local reporters thought it would be fun to stick a microphone in Noah’s face for a few words and yup, it was.

When asked about Cleveland, Noah had this to say.

“I don’t know about Cleveland, man, there is nothing going on,” Noah said Sunday, lamenting the options for his off day on a typical cloudy and chilly spring day. “It’s bad, man.”When asked if his dislike for the town would motivate him more in the series, Noah continued.”What, that Cleveland really sucks?” Noah said.”

Well that’s one way to not get a take out meal sans-spit in Cleveland — ever, and here’s how you get spit in your Clam Chowder visiting Boston.

Noah on KG’s elbow to Richardson’s mug.

“I’m going to say it: He’s a dirty player,” Noah said. “He’s always swinging elbows, man. I’m hurting right now because of an elbow he threw [when the Bulls played the Celtics last week]. It’s unbelievable. He’s a dirty player. It’s one thing to be competitive and compete. But don’t be a dirty player man. He’s a dirty player. That’s messed up,” Noah said. “I’m really excited about that [Heat-Celtics] series. It’s going to be fun. I hope they put Magloire in. He knows what he’s doing.”

Of course Noah was insinuating that Miami should have Jamaal Magloire use his six foul licence with vengeance on Boston, but mostly he was trying to never get a bowl of decent Clam Chowder in Boston without “special sauce” on it. The Bulls will probably get shot down against the Cavs in the first round, but judging by these pics of Noah last off-season, I’m sure he’ll survive to not get adequate take-out in another city next season.