Hooped Up

Newly weds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were guest on the always awesome George Lopez Show and the coupled discussed things like candy (shocking), visiting the White House, meeting Barack Obama, botched Brazilian bikini waxes, keeping their marriage hot and using iChat to iBone.

Yes my friend, technology has enriched all of our lives in some shape or pr0n — I mean form.

Watch the entire interview below.

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So apparently, the ground breaking ceremony for the Atlantic Yards and the $3.5 billion Barclays Center in Brooklyn where the Nets will call home in 2012 doubled as temporary comedy club for rich up and coming laugh engineers on the NYC comedy scene. Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, Nets owner Jay Z and even New York Governor David Paterson used the event to test drive their new comedic material.

Jay Z definitely had the best timing with his jokes, Marty Markowitz was way too eager to do his Beyoncé routine and David Patterson was well — David Patterson-ish with his delivery as you’ll see. Read More »

The man with the last name of a fish Brandon Bass, cast his line and reeled in this mammoth dunk off a Jameer Nelson missed three, delicious!

Just sit back and enjoy this extra serving of — served, courtesy of this Chauncey Billups alley-oop pass that connects with J.R. Smith  who finishes with a 360-slam dunk on the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Hey Kurt Rambis, might I suggest that your squad play, oh I dunno — that thing called defense.

If a week goes by without you seeing a halfcourt shot, a LeBron James chase down block or a shot that finds the bottom of the net from behind the glass — you are probably dead. Thank Tyreke Evans for making you realize that you’re indeed amongst the living.

It doesn’t get much better than this a far as facials go. Ronnie Brewer straight committed dunk-icide on Austin Daye. We who are about to buy this poster, salute you Mr. Price!

Screw voice activated apps! People want cell phones they can control with their mind, the ability to shoot/edit video like a Quentin Tarantino flick and mad techno music — tons and tons of techno music. Clearly Chris Bosh of the Toronto Raptors is aware of real consumer demands, but folks over at Google who created the Nexus One I guess aren’t exactly ready for what we the people want.

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If you enjoy watching players think they have an easy bucket before LeBron James smashes the air out of the game ball with a block and hearing the Cavs announcer say “Get that weak stuff, outta here!” multiple times.

Boy are you ever in for a treat with this video.

I expect Andrew Bogut to win an athletic contest against Glen Davis, but I never expect Derrick Rose to lose an athletic contest — ever. So when Deron Williams went smashtime on him, I was shocked to say the least that the poster maker became the poster taker.

D-Will in ya area!

The last time the Raptors faced the Lakers in LA, Kobe Bryant missed at the buzzer. However luck was not with Toronto last night in the same situation. With a double-team on the way and just seconds left on the clock, Bryant nailed a 17-footer with 1.9 seconds left snapping the Lakers three-game losing streak with a 109-107 victory over the Toronto Raptors.

If you haven’t been keeping track, this was the sixth game winner Kobe Bryant hit this season. This is of course more proof that Kobe Bryant can’t stop being unstoppable.