Shane Battier Gets 1,100 Cases of Bud Light


Instead of buying beer like a sucker. Shane Battier hatched the perfect plan to score enough barley pops for a small party in Canada. All he did was sign with the Heat, help them win 27 games in a row and tell Sekou Smith from the Hang Time blog that he drank a Bud Light before each game during the streak.

For his genius, the beer company of his choice rewarded him with a surprise delivery of 26,400 beers in 1,100 cases to their loyal customer. Brilliant. Since that worked out so well, I sure hope my loyalty to Porsche that has kept me blogging for years finally pays off, you guys.