Hooped Up

This is an embarrassing story for a couple reasons, he said. I went with an actor and he had courtside seats. And, uh, I dont know. I had eaten some pot chocolate to relax myself. Im sitting there courtside, nice tickets. You know, I dont really do that stuff. I was thinking to myself, about third quarter, You know, this pot chocolates kind of kicking in. I can feel it. Two seconds later, this guy comes up to me that worked for Madison Square Garden, hes like, Hey, do you mind if we put your face on the Jumobotron? Im like, What? What?! He goes, Do you mind if we… Im like, Uhhh… I didnt want it up there. I went, Sure! I dont know. Im not confrontational that way. And, I was like, OK. And, I look up—keep in mind the chocolates and there was a delay on the Jumbotron thing. Im looking up, Im giggling at myself, giggling at myself. I look up, Hahaha. I look down, Hahaha. There are just those moments when youre like, This is just a dumb existence.  Zach Galifianakis (via Complex)