Hooped Up

Charlie Villanueva is questionable for tonight’s Pistons contest against the Bulls, due to the broken nose he suffered Sunday against the Hawks. After getting surgery on Monday, Charlie V (CV31) got fitted for his mask yesterday and posted the above pic on Twitter.

If he ever gets tired of that plain mask, he can always use the top 5 other options I suggested to Rip Hamilton.

Goodtimes! After Violet Palmer calls a foul on Steve Nash for contact on a Derek Fisher three, which he made. Nash attempts to let Palmer know that she didn’t have her hand glasses on when she made the call — and that she’s a fatty, fatty fo-fatty too.

Peep the video of the incident after the jump.

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Why would the starting shooting guard for the Boston Celtics need to become a Cat? Other than the fact that cats have 9 lives and extra lives like extra underwear on a long trip is always a good thing. Well, according to his Twitter page Cat Jesus explained the transformation saying “Today is my sons bday party and it was a safari theme. We had face painters. Everyone including me got our faces painted.”

Originally, he posted this picture with the caption: “If only I could golf like tiger”. The short answer to that question if it wasn’t for his sons bday excuse,  would be “because you’ve become obsessed with yarn and cat nip Ray”. But since the make up was for his sons enjoyment, we can all let it slide on the bases of good fathering.

However, if this is all an elaborate ruse then I hope Allen’s audition went well and he nailed his performance of Memory.

Another pic of Jesus Cat and a beautiful performance of Memory surely inspired by the best feline guard in the league after the jump.

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As far as bad tattoo ideas go, I though the Tasmanian Devil, Slimer, any tribal forearm band or barbwire around the bicep was the best of the worst. Boy was I ever wrong! Enter Reggie Miller with a sun burst tattoo around his belly button that looks like it should be on the lower back of a stripper named “Lexus” or “Champagne”. 

Unless this tattoo was a clever plan to get at Janet Jackson, who also has the same sun burst design in nipple ring form. I’ll speak for Barkley as Barkley on this one, “Reggie, that tattoo is turrible”.

Via TMZ

Steve Nash might be an Arizona Cardinals fan this Sunday, but I’m 99% sure he’s a Matt Leinart fan. Caption away and take the Cardinals over the Pittsburgh Steelers.

What the real MVP Kurt Warner, Larry Fitzgerald and  Anquan Boldin is selling I’m buying.