You could argue that Tyreke Evans might be the next Oscar Robertson, Michael Jordan or LeBron James of the league with his rookie averages of at least 20 points, five rebounds and five assists per game making him only the 4th player in the league to accomplish that feat as a new jack.
However, if you tried to make the case for Evans as the next Tiger Woods — your liar, liar pants would be on fire.
The Colorado tale of Kobe Bryant is that infamous! Ever since word got out that Tiger Woods was possibly cheating on his wife Elin Nordegren with help from Rachel Uchitel. Things have been going downhill in a hurry, for the only golfer I’ll actually watch. A few tabloid front pages here, a few scratches on the face there and one smashed up Escalade later. According to TMZ, Woods is now hoping what worked for Kobe with Vanessa a few years back, will work for him too.
“Tiger Woods had a “Kobe Special” on his brain hours after what looks like a domestic dispute with his wife, Elin Nordegren — this according to someone who spoke with Tiger on Friday. During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, “I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.’” The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a “Kobe Special” was. The reply — “A house on a finger.”
Given that Tiger Woods is the first athlete to be worth a billion dollars, he might have to step that “house on a finger” to an estate with an amusement park on the finger. Who’s with me?
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