Hooped Up

This shouldn’t even qualify as news, but it looks like Zydrunas Ilgauskas — will return to the Cleveland Cavaliers. How shocking that this would occur, it’s like the Cavs and Big Z planned it all along, or something.

“It is Zydrunas’ desire to return to the Cavaliers if a suitable contract can be agreed upon,” Rudoy said in an e-mail to reporters. “He has been overwhelmed and deeply touched by the outpouring of support and affection by the fans and by his teammates. He hopes to return to bring a championship to the Cavaliers and to the city of Cleveland.”

According to the Plain Dealer, Žydrūnas Ilgauskas and his agent Herb Rudoy will start the cozy negotiations with the Cavs on March 22,  which according to “the rules” is the first date they can do so.

More importantly, I can finally play this.

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Not only does Kobe Bryant have the hottest jersey in the NBA, he also has the only shoe that is a certified fire hazard. So that’s why it’s so hot in here Nelly. Zing!

Kobe Bryant’s new low cut Kobe V is so hot it’s on fire, no really — its actually burning.

If a Fruitcake goes bad, (which I’m sure is not possible) and you eat it all anyways. I’m sure you’ll have visions of a KRS-One Santa Claus, LeBron James dunking on reindeer and Kobe Bryant dropping rhymes without the help of Tyra Banks before you get violently ill and spew cookies / fruit.

Before your Auntie M confronts you with this choice, my advice is to just watch this video of what her “treat” would do to you.

UDFTD x NIKE have teamed up to wrestle your hard earned dollars out of your pocket with style, by creating a series of tees based on the MVPuppets commercials featuring LeBron James,Kobe Bryant and Lil’ Dez.

This collabo series of tees will drop on December 19th and retails for about $32 USD each.

via Nikebasketball Facebook

A shoe is missing in the Kobe & LeBron puppet house and LBJ needs answers.

After the jump, find out who did it.

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Puppet LeBron and Puppet Kobe are back and this season they kick things off by arguing over the age-old question: who would win in a fight between a lion and a black mamba?

You have until the end of the song after the jump to decide.

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Puppet Kobe finally won his 4th championship and he’s celebrating every chance he gets. Just not in from of puppet LeBron proving that even puppets have etiquette.

Now crank up the Montell Jordan and dust off that two step.

Kobe is quick and no matter how many times you read the Physics of Basketball: Rational Expectations of Shooting and Passing Under Earth’s Normal Gravity like puppet Lebron did, will you be able to understand how fast puppet Kobe is.

He’s just that fast!

Lil Dez spits some bars about his two favorite players in the NBA that just so happen to live up stairs. No auto-tunes needed, either just straight realness!