Hooped Up

When you, me and Silk Da Shocker hear that nude pics of Trina have been leaked on the internet of course we all think, “That’s Cool“. Trina on the other, is probably not exactly Slipping or Sliding with that whole concept.

The former girlfriend / boo of Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin lost her cell phone and some dude decided “Take It To The House” and share some Tina with the world. Some of the personal pictures leaked are of Kenyon Martin too, but unlike Greg Oden and George Hill. K-Mart wisely decided against taking any au naturel self-portraits.

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Straight Outta Stu Jackson’s office, the B.W.A. tee from K1X gives some shine to the players in the league that take every single game they play personally. NBA fines are expensive, this t-shirt is not.

So buy one goody two shoes.

Denver Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin is $38,000 poorer due to a Monday ejection. Martin was fined $35,000 by the NBA on Tuesday for antics involved with his second-quarter ejection against Charlotte. He already had been assured of a $1,500 penalty for each of two technicals.

After receiving the technicals and being ejected by official Ken Mauer with 2:27 left in the first half, Martin slowly walked off the court with a big smile on his face. He mockingly clapped in an attempt to urge on the fans. And he stopped to adjust his uniform.

Martin, often penalized in his 10-year career, expressed surprise after the game in the locker room about the ejection, and said it was among the least he’d ever acted up to get tossed.

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If Emeka Okafor is allergic to nuts, this mean put back dunk by Kenyon Martin off a Chauncey Billups miss, most likely caused swelling on Okafor’s back. Make this be a lesson to you kids out there. If you don’t box out, you’ll end up with nuts on your back and a Spalding crown on your head.

When you shoot an Xmas promo at a high altitude, a variety of things can happen.  Uncoordinated dancing, the inability to hit a note and channeling that guy from Boyz II Men with the deep voice. If they shoot their next Xmas promo in Mexico City it’ll be legendary!

Your educated guess is as good as mine as to what Kenyon Martin will be doing this summer before the season starts. However, I bet his off season will include getting some more ink done call it a hunch. Actually, I’ll bet the Dirk Nowitzki extension money Andrea Bargnani got last week on it.

In last months issue of Urban Ink Magazine Kenyon Martin and girlfriend Trina who also digs tats posed for the magazine showing off their latest work.

My only complaint here is that this photo shoot needs way more Trina, but lets enjoy what little Trina we get.

When Kenyon Martin ended up on a surgeons table, they doctors said  ”Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology, we can make him quicker, faster, meaner and (apparently) more Kobe reject-ee-er like.  Everybody that watches basketball should like love Kenyon Martin’s game just because he brings his best each night and a lot of players in the league can’t claim that.

It’s taken some time for K-Mart to be his same discount self again after micro-fracture surgery, but it’s clear that Martin is back to offering bargains.

Just check out the deal that Kobe Bryant got, buy a weak jumper, get rejected for free. Now that’s a bargain!

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has apologized to the mother of Denver Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin.

Cuban made a crack after a Mavs loss in Dallas on Saturday in their NBA playoff series. According to Cuban, a fan called the Nuggets “thugs.” Cuban looked at Martin’s mother, Lydia Moore of Dallas, and said, “That includes your son.” Martin’s agent told the Denver Post that Cuban said to Martin’s mother that her son is a “punk.”

In a Tuesday post on Cuban’s blog titled “An Apology to Kenyan Martin’s Mom,” Cuban wrote that he shouldn’t have said anything. He added that this matter has gotten out of hand.

The Mavs trail the series 3-1 after Monday’s 119-177 Dallas win.

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Mark Cuban will ruin mothers day if he thinks it will get the Mavericks a win.

“Cuban said Sunday by e-mail that when he walked off the court, a fan was screaming about the Nuggets being “thugs,” so Cuban said to Martin’s mother: “That includes your son.”

According to Martin’s agent, Brian Dyke, Cuban spotted Moore amid numerous Nuggets fans and said, unprovoked, “Your son is a punk.” Regardless of what insult was stated, NBA spokesman Tim Frank said, “The situation on the floor postgame is being reviewed.”

K-Mart already plays ball pissed off on a good day so, any Maverick players that end up in traction due to hard fouls in game 4 can thank Mark Cuban for the pain. 

Via Denver Post

George Karl is so impressed with the hard nose play of a healthy Kenyon Martin, that he believes K-Mart is now one of the best defensive players in the league.  

“All these years, and George Karl had never seen anything like it. Kenyon Martin always plays tough defense, as seen on display Monday and Tuesday against Portland, but in Monday’s game, “(Portland) would call a play, we’d tell them the play from the bench, and Kenyon would go and take that guy. . . . He took responsibility, he wanted the guy. I’ve seen coaches orchestrate that, but I’ve never seen a player orchestrate that.” Martin, the Nuggets’ power forward, has played such brilliant defense this season that Karl said, “if statistically, we would end the season where we are defensively now, I think he’d have to get recognition as an all-defensive player.” 

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