Hooped Up

Gabz captures John Stockton and Karl Malone in this iconic portrait.

Your prolonged thirst for Karl Malone art will be quenched today, courtesy of an artist that goes by the handle demokom. Rejoice Salt Lake City faithfuls.

If you like Karl Malone’s buttocks because it’s sublime, you can now own one just like his with some hard work. You’ll need to do The Donkey, Mountain Climber Sumo Combo and Dying Bug a lot, but it’ll all pay off in the “end” when you have the posterior of a Michelangelo statue in spandex.

How am I not surprised this lame video exists from a guy that was once sponsored by LA Gear.

H/N NESW