Hooped Up

You ain’t messing with Iman Shumpert’s Knicks or his Kanye West walk. If you try, it’s gonna get ugly.

We are early into the English Premier season and Liverpool has been stinking up the joint. So as an incentive for them to pull their season out of the toilet. Part owner LeBron James has offered to take the entire club to Sin City with his pals Kanye West and maybe Jay Z too.

“I spent some time with Steven Gerrard and he is passionate about his team said LeBron. Everybody in sport needs incentive and if the guys at Liverpool win something this year I will give them the best weekend of their life in Vegas. Kanye is in and trust me, nobody does Vegas like LeBron and Kanye. We will take them to places in Vegas 99 per cent of people don’t even know exist. There is Vegas and then there is Vegas.”

Of course Liverpool will have to win some kinda hardware for the deal to stick, but if they do. This could go down as the real life version of The Hangover.

During Game 3 of the Heat vs. Knicks series in Madison Square Garden while sitting in the expensive seats. Ben Stiller ponders the future success of Zoolander 2 (maybe), Kanye West wonders how much squats the Knicks City Dancers do and some dude to his left with a pinky ring and Jordan VI’s on makes a pricey purchase. If this picture turned into a show, I’d watch it religiously.

H/N TBJ

Slated to release on April 13th, the Air Yeezy 2 developed for #KobeSystem believer and musician Kanye West will hit stores in limited quantities. If your name isn’t Kobe Bryant or Jay Z, you better start lining up for these bad boys now.

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Say what you will about Saturdays Haier Shooting Stars, Taco Bell Skills Challenge, Foot Locker Three-Point Contest and the Sprite Slam Dunk contest. The intro that mixed up highlights from past all-star weekends of all the aforementioned events with the Ni**as In Paris video featuring Jay Z and Kanye West was spectacular.

“What the f&ck does that mean Kobe Bryant?” – Kanye West

If I had an All-Star vote, I would never vote for Andrea Bargnani, even if the Mayan calendar gave us more time. Bastards! Yet somehow with the cold hand of the Apocalypse on our shoulder. The Basketball Jones has me rethinking what I would do with my imaginary vote, based on this Kanye West remix of Power and they also have me hungry for Primo pasta at the same time. How diabolical!

Aziz Ansari, Jerry Rice, Landon Donovan, Wong Lee Hong, Paul Rodriguez , Hope Solo, Richard Branson, Serena Williams, Tony Robbins, Kanye West and other ultra successful people.  Have no idea what the KobeSystem is about and that how Kobe Bryant helps them — if that doesn’t make sense. I think you’re starting to understand it.