Hooped Up

“Jason Terry better keep playing basketball because he sucks at parking cars.” – Random Parking Attendant Guy

Using a classic Leon Black from “Curb your Enthusiasm” topsy-turvy interview technic. Famous Jason Terrygoes around Boston asking non-famous fans for their autographs. Why you ain’t got no credits???

Jason Terry hits the streets of Boston to perfect the saying “pahk the cah in Hahvad Yahd“. He is indeed a man of the people.

Jason Terry of the Celtics and Jameer Nelson of the Magic team up to introduce the Reebok Sublite Pro Rise. A brand new lightweight performance silhouette built to complement to your natural skills on the court. Or at least that’s what Reebok says.

Ask Jason Terry if he’s committed to the Boston Celtics winning their 18th championship and he’ll probably show you his sweet new tattoo. Then if you laugh, he’ll show you his other tattoo that he got before he won his first ring.  If that doesn’t let you know the JET is serious as a heart attack about winning it all. Nothing will.

Go GREEN mob.li/_nI26Q

— Jason Terry (@jasonterry31) August 11, 2012

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The Boston Celtics agreed to terms on a three-year contract with veteran sharpshooter Jason Terry, according to an NBA source.

Terry, 34, played the past eight seasons with the Dallas Mavericks, establishing himself as one of the game’s top sixth men. He averaged 15.1 points this season in 31.7 minutes per game, shooting 37.8 percent from 3-point range. When asked if he will sign with the Celtics, Terry responded “strong possibility” via text message.

H/N Boston Globe

Jason Terry and Jadakiss square off against Jameer Nelson and Bill Bellamy in a Crossfit FaceOFF. On the line. If Jason Terry loses, hell play a game without his signature headband and high socks. If Jameer Nelson loses, he’ll wear the Jets sweaty socks and headband when the Mavericks play the Magic. The stakes are high.

Maybe the Dallas Mavericks can repeat in 2028 when the league decides that maybe fans want to see basketball again. For now, the Mavericks will be the last champs the league has ever know and this mathematically dope tee from the folks over at Freshnes breaks that down.

It give a shout out to Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry, Jason Kidd, Shawn Marion and the tiny 5’8″ island of JJ Barea.