Hooped Up

Some might say Chris Bosh and his wife being robbed of 12 watches (worth $300k) , 2 rings ($4,000) , several purses ($155,000) and $20,000 in cash on his birthday was the big story. I say whatever, he’s already rich and they didn’t take his Championship ring. Others might say the spectacle of an exotic Moroccan-themed birthday party was the big story. I say, meh.

For me, it was all about the awesome and ginormous cake Bosh had from Divine Delicacies. Just look at this thing! I mean, how do you even cut this thing? Furthermore, why would you even want to cut this thing? It should be on display at the Louvre.

This is perfect!

Learned from the Czar..RT @heffcap: @realchriswebber is a master NBA analyst #icecreamguy #fannight twitter.com/heffCap/status…

— Chris Webber (@realchriswebber) March 20, 2013

Judging by this picture Jeremy Lin posted on Twitter, saying Lin was really hungry for an In-N-Out Burger stop in California would be an understatement. A delicious toasted bun, two cheese, two patty, onion, lettuce and tomato double-double burger (times six) with Animal Style fries understatement.

Earthquakes shake, bakers bake. Kobe Bryant shakes and bakes defenders.

If you think former NBAers Sonny Weems and Nenad Krstic who currently play for CSKA Moscow of the Russian Professional Basketball League, aren’t eating Papa John’s pizza in a hot tub with Russian models while wearing their uniforms. You are sooooo wrong.

H/N Ball in Europe

When the 76ers notch 100 points or more, each fan at the Wells Fargo center receives a free McDonalds Big Mac. Yes, how health indeed.

However last night with the game well in hand, Sixers coach Doug Collins decided 99 points and a win would be enough to satisfy the Philly fans. Big mistake.
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First you get the championship rings, then you get the Hollywood wife and then you get a Hamburger named after you available in two different cheese in France. TP is definitely living out his American and French dream at the exact same time with subtitles for our enjoyment.

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Deep dish pizza and Derrick Rose are Chicago staples, so it’s only right that they’re together. On Thursday, Chitown based Giordano’s pizza announced that D.Rose will enter an investment deal with the pizzeria chain.

According to Giordano’s CEO, the privately held company is growing at a rate of 5 to 9 percent per year and will make a projected 13.4 million pizza pies.

As part of the deal, the image of Rose will be on a takeout box and he will also have his own signature pizza made with thin crust, cheese, sausage and red peppers.