Hooped Up

I’m gonna go ahead and say “DeMarcus Cousins dunked on Hamed Haddadi to show him who his daddy really was” and not feel guilty about it at all. Nope, not one bit.

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The big man with boogie and suspensions DeMarcus Cousins is now the man with triple-double capabilities too. In an upset win over the Celtics, Cousin notched his first triple-double of his career with 12 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists.

The last Kings center to get a triple double was Brad Miller on April 10, 2007. He had 17 points, 10 rebounds and 11 assists in a 112-100 Kings win at Memphis.

H/N SacBee

I get the feeling that the recently re-suspended DeMarcus Cousins would rather be in the Hunger Games than talking to reporters after practice. At several points during the course of this interview, DMC probably tried to kill every reporter in the gym with his mind. This dosen’t look good Sacramento.

A few days ago Maxiell got it and now Danny Green got a taste of what DeMarcus Cousins is cooking. All DMC has on his restaurants menu is fresh baked facials.

DeMarcus Cousins collects a lot of fouls, so it seems only logical that the Kings find him some work on the bench too. Right?

DeMarcus Cousins spins and slams on “The Custodian” and gets Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy off his seat.

DeMarcus Cousins slams the monster putback home over Amir Johnson and lets him know about it. Then gets a tech — it was totally worth it though.

DeMarcus Cousins goes baseline and dunks on Joakim Noah with The Message by Grandmaster Flash playing in the background which makes this highlight 10 times cooler.