Hooped Up

On Saturday, March 27th at 8:30 pm local time join World Wildlife Fund and Steve Nash in turning off your lights for one hour. However if you haven’t paid your light bill and you’re already sitting in the dark now, don’t pay it until March 27th at 9:30 pm local time.

Steve Nash has a 5G phone, speaks Spanish and won’t hesitate to stick his crouch in your face if you’re not on SportsCenter as often as him.

Enjoy this video with your morning sausage amigo.

Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum traveled all the way from Los Angeles to attend Louis Amundson’s block party. At least they car pooled.

When I watch Grant Hill make plays like this, it makes me want to buy Fila’s, drink a Sprite and listen to that new album Illmatic by some kid named Nas.

Hill was in rare for on this defensive position, turning back the clock to make Travis Outlaw look  like Travis Barker going to the glass. Keep the ‘94 party rolling Mr. Hill.

Richard Jefferson really wishes Amar’e Stoudemire wasn’t a regular in the served segment.

Two-time dunk champion Jason Richardson blows an uncontested game-tying dunk as the Suns fall to the Spurs. It’s gonna be a long flight back to Phoenix.

Goran Dragic treats Mike Bibby like a drunk goaltender with this pass through the Atlanta guards wickets to a streaking Channing Frye for the slama-lama-ding-dong. Anytime Dragic goes something this highlight worthy it should be soaked in, so do that with a biscuit and enjoy.

With only two more hours remaining in the NBA trade deadline, it looks like Amare Stoudemire will remain with Phoenix for the remainder of the season to tell say “No buckets for you!” a few more times to Dirk Nowitzki in a Suns uniform before the summer begins.

STAT absolutely rubbed 1/4 of the backboard with this Disco Dirk offering, you can’t trade that away — right???

The Canadian men began their assault on a gold medal in the Vancouver Olympic games by destroying Norway 0-8 and Jerome Igilna scored three goals.

I have no idea who’s gonna win this hockey thing, but judging by the strength of this Canadian side. If they wanted to add Steve Nash to the squad, they could easily deal with the drop off.

Plus, somebody on this team might as well be in charge of all the jokes.

H/N The Score

For the second time in his career, Steve Nash of the Phoenix Suns won the Skills Challenge edging skills course record holder Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz.

With a time of 29.9 seconds, Captain Canada secured his second skills title adding to his 2005 trophy.

Milwaukee Bucks Brandon Jennings and Oklahoma City Thunders Russell Westbrook who replaced  injured Derrick Rose of the Chicago Bulls.