“OK, KD. Welcome back. It’s time to give it everything you’ve got. It’s time to win.
“Because you know what happens when you win … You treat yourself to boneless wings at Sonic.
“Win? Wings. Lose? No wings. That’s the deal. You got that? So get out there and play some basketball, score a lot of points and stuff. And if your team scores more points than the other team does? You get the win … with a “gs” on the end of it.
“OK, then bob your head a little so people will think you’re listening to music, and not some weird motivational wing speech.”
