Some might say Chris Bosh and his wife being robbed of 12 watches (worth $300k) , 2 rings ($4,000) , several purses ($155,000) and $20,000 in cash on his birthday was the big story. I say whatever, he’s already rich and they didn’t take his Championship ring. Others might say the spectacle of an exotic Moroccan-themed birthday party was the big story. I say, meh.
For me, it was all about the awesome and ginormous cake Bosh had from Divine Delicacies. Just look at this thing! I mean, how do you even cut this thing? Furthermore, why would you even want to cut this thing? It should be on display at the Louvre.