LeBron James, Enemy To Giraffes

When two-thirds of the “Heat experience” gets jawing in front of the cameras. Boy, oh boy can they can really tell some whoopers. Dwyane Wade thinks he could have one-upped Blake Griffin in the dunk contest while LeBron James thinks he could dunk on a giraffe. What ev’s!

Okay maybe Wade could have out did Griffin, but LeBron could never dunk on a giraffe. I know cause I tried to back in 2005 and Pamela Anderson stopped me on behalf of PETA riding an endangered purple unicorn. I kid you not.