Eddie House Fined For Invisible Enlarged Balls

Eddie House — of balls that is! Got fined by the league for making an obscene gesture after hitting what turned out to be the game winner over the OKC Thunder yesterday.

Is it his fault that his testicles are like Benjamin Button in reverse and invisible??? No, but the fun police of the league thought otherwise and fined him $25,000 for an imaginary medical problem he’s been dealing with in clutch moments his entire life. The incident happened with 22.2 remaining in the fourth quarter of Miami’s 108-103 win over the small testicle Oklahoma City Thunder.

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