Heat Sign Erick Dampier

Erick Dampier wants a front row seat to the train wreck like chemistry experiment that is the Miami Heat. According er’body on the internet, Damp will join LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh and company down in South Beach. Terms of Dampier’s contract were not released, per club policy, but it’s safe to say he’s still making more than you or me.

The market for 35-year old DAMP, reached it’s 52-week high shortly after Udonis Haslem went down with torn ligament in his left foot that might cause him to miss the entire season. At least this way, Haslem can’t be blamed for underwhelming performance of the Miami Heat super team. And there’s your silver lining scenario to a season ending surgery folks.

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