When Carmelo Anthony buys stuff, people clap. I have no idea what Melo bought on the phone with that dude to his left just whispering things into his ear, but all Melo does is repeat whatever wisdom he gets and somehow I feel like he just made our combined yearly salary in the span of 55 seconds.
I’d give Billy Crudup or Lorraine Bracco a call to see what the heck really happened here, but they look even more confused about what just took place than me.
