Pick up the phone to call that hot event planner that’s out of your league and cancel that “Fcuk LeBron Party” you’ve been planning for almost a week.
Ron Artest is hosting his own “Fcuk LeBron Party” that’s gonna be way better! It has an open bar until 12AM (score!!), DJ Envy, DJ Self, DJ Calli B spinning tracks and ladies are free all night. You can’t top that dude! Plus isn’t all the same if somebody somewhere is having a “Fcuk LeBron Party” anyway to share in the anti-LeBronory?
The “Cavalier” celebration takes place this Friday at 225 East Houston St, New York City, so I suggest after you get your deposit back from the event planner. You revert those funds into the maintaining a steady buzz past 12AM fund and attend this bad boy.
