â€œThereâ€™s pretty much nothing to do,â€ Smith said. â€œMiami has some really good restaurants. I never really did anything in Milwaukee. I would be happy to just find a restaurant. Iâ€™m not bashing the city but Iâ€™ve never actually did anything in Milwaukee so I really donâ€™t know what is around there.â€
Announcing that you’ll be looking forÂ restaurantsÂ in a visiting city you don’t like and nowÂ doesn’tÂ like you, is always a bad idea. I’m not sure if Smith is familiar with the toppings of a spit burger, spit pizza or howÂ spitÂ mignon is prepared — but they all have spit in them.
ThisÂ delicacyÂ is usually reserved for people who talk too much before processing a situation, like J-Smoove did. At this point, Smith is better off eating cereal in his hotel room and watching box sets of Happy Days or Laverne & Shirley in between games to avoid the dreaded spit burger combo with his name on it that has spit in the fries, drink and burger.
Enjoy fasting in Milwaukee Josh.