Hooped Up

25 years of Air Jordan on the market is around the corner and you’ll have a tough decision to make very soon. Michael Jordan has been officially outed as a jerk, but you like his shoes oh so much. What do you do??? Buy Air Jerks without regard and be the envy of your sneakerhead friends, buy them and roll down your Adidas socks to pretend you’re wearing Adidas or buy them and tell people you have the new Air Wades.

Either way, you’ll probably get them because the look pretty dope and if times get tough, you can always put them on e-Bay to to get grocery money. That’s called a win-win scenario kids.

After the jump, see the Air Jordan 25 in detail and listen to the most advanced explanation ever of why these kicks are ill.