Hooped Up

Yao Ming is tall, and if you are shocked as many others are. There is a song that confirms this little know factoid of the 7′6″ center who is the tallest player in the NBA. In a league were tall people are freaks of nature and have never done well.

This has shocked and disturbed sports fans from all walks of life.

Even more controversial will be an answer track to “Yao Ming is Tall” by artist Nas that will be titled “Shaq is Black”. This has already cause a massive stir, as the NBA is not know for having any tall or black players.