Hooped Up

Okay, this is only happen in “White Men Can’t Jump”, but this fool really when to the crib and brought back an AK-47. This is taking getting heated at the ball court to another level.

A 16-year-old Brooklyn teen was arrested after police said he shot several times at a group with an AK-47 at a basketball court Tuesday night.

According to state police, the teen was playing basketball behind Our Lady of Lasalette Church on Route 6 when he got into an argument with some of the other players.Witnesses said he bragged about having an AK-47 rifle and threatened to return to the court to shoot them. After the argument, the teen allegedly left the court and returned 10 minutes later, dressed in black and carrying that rifle, police said.

NBC

At least this guy is a man of his word. If he showed up to the court wearing a Kirilenko jersey that would have been the icing on the cake. The funniest thing about this story is when he came back to the court he still couldn’t hit anything.

“You couldn’t hit a basket with an AK-47!, fool!”