Hooped Up

If Vince wants to stop fading to the background, he needs to enter the Dunk Contest again. Especially in a free-agent year, if he won the event he would command top dollar on the market. Vince being a judge for the contest has got to be hurting his case even more this summer. A few years ago people where talking about him as the next Jordan, now he looks like he might be a Ron Harper type instead (sorry Ron).

Enter the contest Vince and take your name back.

Don’t forget his penis! Vince you need your penis back!!

A vagina is so much more areo dynamic with less wind drag. That’s why he gets such great lift and we can’t and will never understand him.