Kwame “The Cake Thrower” Brown

In what can only be explained as hilarious according to a police report, Kwame Brown allegedly snatched a man’s $190 2-by-2-foot chocolate birthday cake.

Brown allegedly hurled it at the man and struck him in the back.

The 5-foot-9, 165-pound Martinez, tried to confront the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown, but Brown got into a white limousine, the report said.

A motive for the incident is not yet known.

Maybe Kwame really, really, really hates chocolate cake or if chocolate cake is around he loses his number 1 pick flop powers…in that case it was only self defensive.

Los Angeles Daily News